!-- "Astrid" theme by scaire don't remove credit!! ----> take a breath don't it sound so easy? take a breath don't it sound so easy?
take a breath don't it sound so easy?
 Theme  

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

(via lolcliffoconda)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.
roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

hvlloween:

the-alltimelow:

the-alltimelow:

How do you find an all time low fan you ask? I’ll show you.

*cough*

I GOT UER PICTURW IM COING WITH YOU DAER MARIA COUNT IN

(via religiousmother)

ladyhistory:

wtf-fun-factss:

Funny facts about U.S. presidents - WTF fun facts

HE WOULD PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS ON HIS DESK LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ELEVATOR THE TOTAL DORK